Le Blog

an ode to the internet

Disclaimer: I don’t actually know what an ode is, nor how to write one.

Internet- dearest darling, Internet,
you are truly one of life’s delights,
a drop of honey in the midst of things that are not sweet like honey is (?)
I can only imagine what loss I would feel
if you were to leave me completely.

But
I would so love to discuss the way you’ve been acting of late
being ever so teasing
and not very pleasing (rhyming = I am a poet)
so I’d just like to know
why?

I’m not angry, or upset
just disappointed.
I thought I could trust you…
but now I know I can’t

I don’t know what I’m getting at
But, baby, please come back
I know it’s not easy being you
But you know what else isn’t easy?

Doing online homework when the internet isn’t working.

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So yeah. That was me trying to write. I’m not very creative, nor am I original in the slightest. But I am just getting little frustrated at the internet at the moment. Although it seems to be doing pretty well when I want to procrastinate. Such is life, I guess.